Friday. The day to confess.

It’s that wonderful day of the week again…

 

Friday, yo.  Let’s do it.

I confess… that in real life, I don’t say things like “Friday, yo.”  It’s the magic of blogging.  Makes me all gangster, yo.

I confess… that I had my mom over for dinner Tuesday night, and she had the prime location of getting to sit and stare at my super-disgusting slime-infested fish tank.  Mmmm.  Appetizing.  And when she asked me if I was purposely trying to kill my fish, all I could honestly say was… “Yeah, maybe a little.”

I confess…  that if I am purposely trying to kill him, I’m only doing it for his own good.  I mean, he’s got that massive lump protruding from his side, and ya gotta think it must be painful.  Or at the very least, uncomfortable to carry around a goiter that size all day.  He probably wants to die.

I confess… that I’m starting to get a little nervous about hacking off my hair tomorrow.  I’m kind of afraid I’m going to look like a boy.  I know, I know.  Tyra doesn’t look like a boy.  But then again, I don’t really look anything like Tyra.  Dear God, am I making a mistake?!?

I confess… I’m super excited that I’ve secured tickets to the Chad Brownlee & Dallas Smith show at The Crazy Horse in November.  Ever since Shawville Fair, I’ve kiiiiinda been in love with Chad.  He’s my new boyfriend.  AND I didn’t think I even knew who Dallas Smith was, but I just discovered that he’s the former lead singer of the band Default, and I used to love Default.  Now he’s gone country.  I may no longer be the Concert Queen of the World, but I’m soooo looking forward to seeing these two in a smaller venue.

I confess… that I’ve had good luck at The Crazy Horse in the past.  It was there that I got to snuggle with Chris Neil.  Maybe this time I’ll get to snuggle with Chad Brownlee.  OR Dallas Smith.  Either will do.  C’maaaan November 6th!

It’s been a loooong time since I last posted this picture.  I’m due.

I confess… that I don’t really want to turn this into a big musical confession like last week, but Adam Levine is totally my favourite right now.  (OK, I realize I just said Chad Brownlee is my boyfriend.  Whatever.  I can’t pick.)  This is my jam this week:

*UPDATED* I confess… that I am once again guilty of posting a video without actually watching it first.  Thank God this week it’s not so porny.  BUT I failed to realize that Friday Night Lights alum Minka Kelly plays Adam Levine’s wife in the video!!  Too cool!!

I confess… that I hate my face this week.  It’s decided to go all pizza-face.  Nothing like being 29 with the face of a 14-year-old.  Bleh.

I confess… that I WANT ELENA TO BE WITH DAMON!!!!  Someone please tell me they end up together.  Please.  Last night, she told him he can’t kiss her anymore.  And I’m like, “Oh you little liar!  You want him to kiss you again!!”  Gah.

I confess… that I’m very much looking forward to my hot date with my momma tonight.  We’re going out to dinner, and then we’re going to watch The Hunger Games.  I’m a little worried that Mom’s not going to like the movie, but really, how can you not love The Hunger Games??

I confess… that some might think I’m crazy, but after visiting the cemetery last night, a rainbow appeared in the sky right in front of me as I was driving home, and two seconds later “Free Fallin’” came on the radio… I don’t believe that was just a coincidence…

Happy Friday!!! :)