WWTKW: Would you rather…?

I’m in a really crap mood today.

Don’t even ask.

Still kinda trying to get back into the bloggy swing of things.  And still no pictures of T.O. to show you.

So let’s play some Wednesday Q&A, alrighty?

Linking up with Mamarazzi & Crazymama.

Here are this week’s “Would you rather…” questions:

{one} WYR...have your own private jet or your own private island?
{two} WYR...be very good looking or very smart?
{three}WYR...have the ability to be invisible or the ability to fly?
{four} WYR...have the ability to read minds or control the weather?
{five} WYR...be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?

My answers:

{one} WYR...have your own private jet or your own private island? 

I want the island.  Right now. 

SOMEBODY GET ME A DAMNED ISLAND!!!! 

I realize the private jet would be very cool, and it would be awesome to tour around the world whenever I wanted, but usually?  Usually touring around the world sounds exhausting to me.  Chilling on a beach with a drink in hand sounds more heavenly than gallivanting around the world.

I’ll take the island.  This one would do quite nicely…

{two} WYR...be very good looking or very smart?

OK.  So.  I recognize that the correct answer is very smart… But just for one day in my life, I’d like to be very good looking.  You know that line in the Counting Crows song “Mr. Jones”?  We all want something beautiful…man, I wish I was beautiful.  I’ve thought that so many times. 

Meh.  I’m already kinda half-smart anyways.  Give me the beauty.

{three}WYR...have the ability to be invisible or the ability to fly?

Flying.  Definitely.  It’s one of those things you wonder as a kid, right?  Why can the birds fly, but not me?  I think it would be so insanely awesome to just fly around wherever I want, whenever I want…such a feeling of freedom.  And since I already turned down the jet, it just makes sense, right?

This just made me think of that moguls skier Jean-Luc Brassard who won a bunch of medals at the Olympics when I was a kid.  I remember seeing an interview with him on TV, when he grinned and said, “I love to fly!”

 

I’d love to know that feeling, too.

{four} WYR...have the ability to read minds or control the weather?

CONTROL THE WEATHER!!! 

Reading minds…that could bring on a lot of unwanted responsibility.  Most of the time, I’d rather be in the dark than know others’ true thoughts. 

BUT!  If it could decide what days it was going to be sunny, rain, snow, or what have you…that I could have fun with!!  I’d make damn sure there was never any crazy storms around here, that’s for sure.  They scare me.  And I’d always have sunshine for my holidays.  I hate when crap weather ruins a good time.  It would also go hand-in-hand with my ability to fly.  I’d make sure I never got caught in bad winds.

{five} WYR...be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?

Take back anything you say.  I’ve really, really wished for this a few times in the past.  Not often, but there have been times when I speak before I think, and it’s not a pleasant feeling afterwards.  If I could just take that back…  Yeah, that would be nice.

Have a good one, gang.