Friday is my favourite day of the week. No doubt about it. And one of the many reasons I love Friday?
Linking it up with Mamarazzi.
I confess…that I’m so super pumped to announce that I HAVE NOT CHEATED ON MY DIET ALL FRIGGIN’ WEEK LONG. This is epic. And so much better than confessing that I DID cheat. I didn’t! Not once!! Only healthy stuff! Twigs and berries and water all.week.long!!!
I confess…I was about half-way through Monday – Day 1 of the diet – when I started craving weird things. Like, you know that gross mac & cheese loaf? I’ve never liked it. Who puts pieces of macaroni and cheese in a slice of lunch meat???
But I wanted a slice of that crap SO BAD. I also would have died for mozzarella sticks with the garlic sauce from Rachel’s Restaurant. Of course, that restaurant closed 10 years ago.
I confess…that I talked out-loud to myself last night before going to bed, because episode 1 of Season 2 of True Blood disturbed me so much. I walked up the stairs, going, “See? There’s nobody chasing you up the stairs. You don’t have to run. And there…no vampires in Susie’s room. Or in the spare room. And no, don’t look in that room because the light bulb is burnt out and it will scare you. Hey, no vampires in the bathroom either! Whaddya know.”
I confess…that I’m very excited for book club tonight. And I don’t think it’s normal for a person to be that excited for book club.
I confess…that I once dreamed I had a baby, but it was the kind of baby you buy in the frozen foods section at the grocery store, like a bag of fries. (?!??) Then you just had to open up your McCain frozen bagged-up baby, throw him in the deep fryer, wait 10 minutes, and TA-DA!!!! Baby. Wipe the grease off and you’re good to go.
I confess…that I think of that dream sometimes and worry about what it means.
I confess…I really need to find a boyfriend with a cottage and a boat. These are things that are suddenly important to me. I think next week I’ll do a Single Girl Files post on my requirements in a man. Perhaps that will shine some light on why I’m still single…
I confess…that I got super-excited when I read in the local paper that there’s a Conway Twitty tribute band playing at the Shawville Fair next weekend. And then I realized I’m old.
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Have a lovely weekend :)